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delusion

[noun]

Cooking five spicy Italian sausages, and believing you’ll have some leftover tomorrow.

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Amy’s rule of comments:

if you aren’t adding something new to the topic, shut the fuck up.

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nothing this good can last.

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any puzzle small enough to finish before i’m bored with it isn’t interesting enough to begin in the first place.

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i gave up Easter candy for Lent.

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(how USB cables make me crazy.)

(how USB cables make me crazy.)

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Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice
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let us eat… what?  say it with me, now!
[reblogged without permission from Ann]

let us eatwhat?  say it with me, now!

[reblogged without permission from Ann]

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dogcow iconi marked the start of Daylight Saving Time [sic] by reading the complete history of the Dogcow.

 

one of these things has proven useful, in the history of civilization.

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I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.
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I just want you to know that if you were mine I’d protect you like an oil-rich Middle Eastern Ally.