if you aren’t adding something new to the topic, shut the fuck up.
any puzzle small enough to finish before i’m bored with it isn’t interesting enough to begin in the first place.
Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice
I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.
I just want you to know that if you were mine I’d protect you like an oil-rich Middle Eastern Ally.
every 15 minutes, i looked at the clock and another hour had passed.
this is how my nights turn into mornings.