Dr. House:
I'm on antidepressants because a doctor friend of mine thinks I'm miserable. I don't like them; they make me hazy. I eat meat, like drugs, and I'm not always faithful to the women I date.
Honey:
You don't seem depressed.
Dr. House:
You do realise you just skipped over several deep character flaws that most women would run screaming from?
Honey:
You told the truth.
Dr. House:
Yeah... I don't always do that either.
Honey:
Well, how miserable can you be saving lives, sleeping around and doing drugs?
